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  • At the arrivals section of an airport a gentleman is crouched down while standing on his suitcase with his pants down around his ankles. He has his bum a few inches away from a customs arrival retinal scanner. The gentleman's wife is standing beside him with a look of disbelief on her face as she says " Larry, I'm pretty sure it's a retia scanner".

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  • A prostitute in a tight fitting dress is standing on a sidwalk under a streetlight in the bad part of town. There is a tatoo parlor and a bail bondsman shop in the background. A pea pod wearing naval uniform is standing beside the lady looking intently at her. The lady says, "I would love to honey but I'm allergic to pea nuts".

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Everyone has specific family members, friends, or associates that do and say the strangest of things. It is my belief that you could substitute any one of the people in your circle of influence with characters from Toe’s Town. That’s what makes Toe’s Town cards fun. Enjoy!

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