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  • In the back storage room of a restaurant there is a very high set of shelves with food of all sorts filling the shelves. The very top shelf is filled with beautiful large steaks. The items on the shelves are protected with several types of boobie traps with trip wires, leg hold traps, and explosives. An pair of eager dogs have found a way to get to the top of the shelves and get the steaks. A small dog named Petty stands on one end of a plank which rests on a barrel. A larger big dog is about to

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  • In a Scotch whisky distillery there are pipes connected to large vats of Scotch whisky. One large vat there is a batch identifier tag that says Batch 316 Peter Killick. The vat has an open top and is filled to the rim with whisky, sitting in the vat like he is taking a bath is a very large bearded Scottish gentleman. You can see the top part of his kilt floating ontop of the whisky, Peter's arms are outstretched on the top of the rim of the vat and you can see he has a tatoo in the shape of a heart with the

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