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  • At a large wedding reception in a banquet hall hangs a banner that says "Welcome Mr. and Mrs. Screwcork". Attendinding the wedding are a mixture of wine bottle screw caps and wine corks. There is a massive brawl going on between the screwcaps and the corks. Well dressed corks both male and female are pouring wine over the heads of the screw caps while the screw caps swear at, and physically attack the corks. It is total bedlam; however in the forground the beautifuly dressed bride and groom are alone

    Greeting Card - The Screwcorks

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  • Santa and the reindeer sit atop a hazardous wast burning facilities tall cone shapped chimney. There are several of these chimneys in the image and all of them have a large hazardous waste symbol painted on the side of the chiney. In addition to the symbols on the chimneys there is a sign on the ground says "Toxic Wste Incineration Facilty". Santa looking as jolly as ever says "Yes I know Blitzen, Mrs. Claus was pretty angry with Santa last night, but she was still kind enough to put

    Greeting Card - Radioactive Santa

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  • In a Scotch whisky distillery there are pipes connected to large vats of Scotch whisky. One large vat there is a batch identifier tag that says Batch 316 Peter Killick. The vat has an open top and is filled to the rim with whisky, sitting in the vat like he is taking a bath is a very large bearded Scottish gentleman. You can see the top part of his kilt floating ontop of the whisky, Peter's arms are outstretched on the top of the rim of the vat and you can see he has a tatoo in the shape of a heart with the

    Greeting Card - Heavy Pete

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  • A hilarious sceen in a bar called Cranky Cam's, a bunch of car parts are drinking and partying it up. Behing the bar on the shelves sit bottles of oil, break fluid, windshield wiper fluid. The owner of the bar, a large cam shaft with a bushy moustache tends the beer taps which flow gaoline and motor oil by the pint. Off to the side of the bar in the background a car door and a steering wheel enjoy a conversation and a beverage. Sitting up at the bar is a quarter panel front fender which has is all bent

    Greeting Card - Fender Bender

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  • In the back storage room of a restaurant there is a very high set of shelves with food of all sorts filling the shelves. The very top shelf is filled with beautiful large steaks. The items on the shelves are protected with several types of boobie traps with trip wires, leg hold traps, and explosives. An pair of eager dogs have found a way to get to the top of the shelves and get the steaks. A small dog named Petty stands on one end of a plank which rests on a barrel. A larger big dog is about to

    Greeting Card - High Steaks

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