Skip to content

Buy a Gift Bag and get a FREE Greeting Card of your choice 🥳 Buy NOW --->

  • Home
  • About us
  • All Greeting Cards
    • Anniversary
    • Apology
    • Birthday's
      • Birthday
      • Belated Birthday
      • Husband's Birthday
      • Grandma's Birthday
      • Wife Birthday
    • Blank Card
    • Christmas
    • Congrats on being Single Again
    • Encouragement
    • Father's Day
    • Female Friendship
    • Get Well
    • Graduation
    • Mother's Day
    • New Baby
    • New Job
    • Party Invitation
    • Promotion
    • Retirement
    • Thank You
    • Valentine's Day
    • Wedding Invite & Thank You
  • Gift Bags
  • Contact
  • Pinterest
  • Instagram
Toestown Direct
  • Home
  • About us
  • All Greeting Cards
    • Anniversary
    • Apology
    • Birthday's
      • Birthday
      • Belated Birthday
      • Husband's Birthday
      • Grandma's Birthday
      • Wife Birthday
    • Blank Card
    • Christmas
    • Congrats on being Single Again
    • Encouragement
    • Father's Day
    • Female Friendship
    • Get Well
    • Graduation
    • Mother's Day
    • New Baby
    • New Job
    • Party Invitation
    • Promotion
    • Retirement
    • Thank You
    • Valentine's Day
    • Wedding Invite & Thank You
  • Gift Bags
  • Contact
Cart

Item added to your cart

View cart

Filter:

Availability
0 selected Reset
Availability
Price
The highest price is $19.99 Reset
$
$
Remove all

95 products

Filter and sort Filter

Filter and sort

Filter

95 products

Availability
Clear
Price

The highest price is $19.99

$
$
Clear
Remove all
Remove all

95 products

  • Keto Kitty Greeting Card

    Keto Kitty Greeting Card

    Keto Kitty Greeting Card

    Regular price $5.99
    Regular price Sale price $5.99
    Unit price /  per 
  • Inside a hotel loby at the entrance to a bar there is a crime sceen that has been taped off by homicide investigators. A female bar stool wearing an excesive amount of lipstick with long eyelashes is stnding "hand cuffed" off to the side. She has a very sheepish look on her face as the police investigators, one of which is a large floor lamp that has its light shining down on the victim. The victim is a male bar stool and it looks as if he has melted. The former bar stool is laying on the floor with his

    Greeting Card - Stool Softener

    Greeting Card - Stool Softener

    Regular price $5.99
    Regular price Sale price $5.99
    Unit price /  per 
  • Karma At The Zoo Greeting Card

    Karma At The Zoo Greeting Card

    Karma At The Zoo Greeting Card

    Regular price $5.99
    Regular price Sale price $5.99
    Unit price /  per 
  • Onboard a large air plane that is at full capacity a large moose with large antlers sits in the middle seat between two other passengers. The male passenger sitting in the window seat is trying to pry open the window and the lady in the other seat beside the moose is pinching her nose as there is a horrific smell in the plane. The moose is holding his belly with his two hooves as if his stomach was upset. Other passengers throughout the plane are visibly revolted by the smell. The moose say "Oh my!. Pardon

    Greeting Card - Bad Reeds

    Greeting Card - Bad Reeds

    Regular price $5.99
    Regular price Sale price $5.99
    Unit price /  per 
  • In a busy gym there are people excercising, some working out on cross trainers, others doing pilates and arobics. In the center of all this there is a plump lady wearing workout clothes including sweat pants, sneakers and a large head band. She is laying face down on a workout mat with her head turned sideways. Her arms are listlessly lying along each side of her body. She has a disgused look on her face and says, "Damn push-up bra is useless".

    Greeting Card - Push-Up Bra

    Greeting Card - Push-Up Bra

    Regular price $5.99
    Regular price Sale price $5.99
    Unit price /  per 
  • In a perfectly groomed park abouve clear skies and large trees the wedding of Walter and Mary is being held. Walter and Marry are fire hydrants, Walter is wearing a bow tie and Mary holding her bouquet has a beautiful veil and wedding dress. Many fellow fire hydrants are in attendance watching the ceremony as Mary has a look of horror on her face as a bus loaded with dogs stops on the street adjacent to the park. On the side of the bus there is a large sign that says Puppy Pub Crawl.

    Greeting Card - Fire Hydrant's Worst Nightmare

    Greeting Card - Fire Hydrant's Worst Nightmare

    Regular price $5.99
    Regular price Sale price $5.99
    Unit price /  per 
  • Rock Paper Scissors Greeting Card

    Rock Paper Scissors Greeting Card

    Rock Paper Scissors Greeting Card

    Regular price $5.99
    Regular price Sale price $5.99
    Unit price /  per 
  • In the swimsuit section of a well appointed department store there are two well dressed cows standing beside a rack of bathing suits. The cows udders are clearly visible as their clothes only cover the upper portion of their bodies. One of the cows has removed an item from the dislay and is holding up a polka dotted thong bikini bottom. The bikini bottom has four cavities that perfectly accomodates the cows four udders. The second cow is looking intently at her friend over the top of her glasses with

    Greeting Card - Bovine Bikini

    Greeting Card - Bovine Bikini

    Regular price $5.99
    Regular price Sale price $5.99
    Unit price /  per 
  • A beautiful day at the beach with nice blue skies there are three turtles laying down on beach towels, two female turtles on the outside and a male turtle in the middle. Sail boats and seagulls adorn the background. The lady turtle on the right is laying on her back and enjoying a coctail donning some fashionable sunglasses under a large beach umbrella. Upon further investigation the male turtle shell lying on its back is empty and the naked turtle is down the beach holding a Pina Colada, wearing a lei

    Greeting Card - Frank Comes Out Of His Shell

    Greeting Card - Frank Comes Out Of His Shell

    Regular price $5.99
    Regular price Sale price $5.99
    Unit price /  per 
  • Missing Piece Of The Puzzle Greeting Card

    Missing Piece Of The Puzzle Greeting Card

    Missing Piece Of The Puzzle Greeting Card

    Regular price $5.99
    Regular price Sale price $5.99
    Unit price /  per 
  • Tape Worm Granny Greeting Card

    Tape Worm Granny Greeting Card

    Tape Worm Granny Greeting Card

    Regular price $5.99
    Regular price Sale price $5.99
    Unit price /  per 
  • Hitting Jerrys Rock Bottom Greeting Card

    Hitting Jerrys Rock Bottom Greeting Card

    Hitting Jerrys Rock Bottom Greeting Card

    Regular price $5.99
    Regular price Sale price $5.99
    Unit price /  per 
  • Greeting Card - One Nightstand

    Greeting Card - One Nightstand

    Greeting Card - One Nightstand

    Regular price $5.99
    Regular price Sale price $5.99
    Unit price /  per 
  • After floating around for fourty days on Noah's ark, Noah, Noah's wife and their two sons are standing outside on the deck of the ark under clear skies. On the wall behind Noah's sons are framed pictures of very strange looking animals. These animals are unlike anything we have ever seen. The name of the animals are written under the image of each animal. The name of the first animal is a Gnorf, it looks like a mouse but with six arms and large tusks. There is a large red X painted over the picture.

    Greeting Card - No More Gnorfs

    Greeting Card - No More Gnorfs

    Regular price $5.99
    Regular price Sale price $5.99
    Unit price /  per 
  • Two couples enjoy a cocktail at the stern on the upper deck of a large cruise ship under a banner that says "Welcome Aboard Meet and Greet". One of the gentleman in conversation with the other couple says "Yea, I'm pretty nocturnal, always pushing the envelope". The lady with other couple clearly impressed says "Oh my, how exciting! Are you some kind of daredevil?" The wife of the gentleman that made the original comment says with a bit of a frown "Hardly, he works the night shift at the post office!"

    Greeting Card - Pushing The Envelope

    Greeting Card - Pushing The Envelope

    Regular price $5.99
    Regular price Sale price $5.99
    Unit price /  per 
  • Bat S--T Crazy Greeting Card

    Bat S--T Crazy Greeting Card

    Bat S--T Crazy Greeting Card

    Regular price $5.99
    Regular price Sale price $5.99
    Unit price /  per 
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • 6

Quick links

  • About us,
  • Collections
  • Contact
  • Refund Policy
  • Privacy Policy
  • Shipping Policy
  • Terms of Service
  • Do not sell or share my personal information

A message from Toe:

Everyone has specific family members, friends, or associates that do and say the strangest of things. It is my belief that you could substitute any one of the people in your circle of influence with characters from Toe’s Town. That’s what makes Toe’s Town cards fun. Enjoy!

  • Instagram
  • Pinterest

Country/region

  • CAD $ | Canada
  • USD $ | United States
Payment methods
  • American Express
  • Apple Pay
  • Diners Club
  • Discover
  • Google Pay
  • Mastercard
  • PayPal
  • Shop Pay
  • Visa
© 2025, Toestown Direct
  • Choosing a selection results in a full page refresh.
  • Opens in a new window.