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  • In an unusual setting there is a gentleman sitting at the head of a dining room table enjoying a glass of wine. there are various vegtable dishes with serving utensils along with another place setting at the other end of the table. In the center of the table on a large serving platter is an unclothed man crouched down on all fours with an apple in his mouth. In the background the kitchen is visible where a lady is sitting in large pot on the stove. The lady cooking dinner who is supposed to be sitting at

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  • Soaring above the cloud dotted sky at 10,000 feet is a flock of geese. A younger goose looks over his sholder and says "I gotta go dad". The father goose looking bothered says, 'arrrg, why diddn't you go while we were resting in the field a few minutes ago? Hurry up and just go behind one of those clouds over there".

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  • A beautiful clear day on the second green at golf course where a urinal and a toilet are having a heated conversation. John, the toilet is donning a retro style golf hat knickers and is waiving his hands and golf club in the air. The toilet seat acting as his top lip he is clearly making a fuss as expletives symbols representing swear words come from his mouth. His golf partner Uri the urinal wearing retro golf attire with a p-trap for one leg waiving his putter and is shouts back to John and says

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  • In a well appointed corporate office a well dressed gentleman with reading glasses sits at his desk reading text written on a roll of toilet paper, it appears as if he is reading a scroll. A plunger stands confidently in front of the HR managers desk as the executive asks the plunger, "This is quite an impressive resume. Why are you looking to get out of the industry? The plunger relies back "Yea I've seen it all that's for sure. I just want something more consistant.

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  • Outside on a beautiful sunny day a rickety old outhouse stands as the lone structure in the middle of an open field. The door of the outhouse is hanging off its hinges slightly askew. Standing to the left of the outhouse is a rat wearing a tie and holding a briefcase. A husband and wife, who are flies are standing beside a For Sale sign whch is pounded into the ground beside the outhouse. The flies look eagerly at the rat as the rat says This little gem is perfect, you won't have to lift a finger, and I'm

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  • Inside a doctors examining room a diploma hangs on the wall indicating the doctor has a degree in urology. On the adjacent wall hangs a nighttime picture of a fire pit in a campground. On the far side of the examining room is a storage closet with the door open revelaing a large stack of wafers and chocolate. The doctor is a three pronged marshmallow roasting stick with his head being the center prong and the two outer prongs acting as his hands. He has a rubber glove on his left hand and is about to do a

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